Steam app 1737340 · updated 12 Sep 2026, 22:36 UTC
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
295 hourly samples, with the daily peak drawn over them. Weekends are shaded.
44 months, February 2023 to September 2026. The highest number of people in the game at once, each month, on a time axis -- a gap in the record stays a gap.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back. Weekends are shaded.
31 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 181 hourly samples from 13 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour. Weekends are shaded.
12 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 114 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. Weekends are shaded.
Noobs Want to Live was released on 13 Feb, 2023.
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124 achievements in total.
22 developer announcements, Oct 2022 to Dec 2023 · times in UTC
Do you like Wuxia or Sci-fi? Or do you want all of them? Then here's your chance! The launch of the X bundle is now available! Two very positive VS like games join hands to bring a special offer! The bundle covers both sci-fi and Wuxia…
AlphaHydraHello everyone! The Steam Game Awards is coming! If has brought joy and relaxation to everyone in the upcoming year, that would make our greatest honor! Now that the Steam Game Awards selection has begun, we invite you to vote for , even if…
AlphaHydrav1.2.4 has been updated. 1.Fixed missing materials for Swing, Fury Slash, and Spitfire Tower series skills 2.Fixed the damage error of Darts series skills after obtaining Death By A Thousand Hammers. 3.Fixed the problem of not being able to…
Patch notes【Noobs want to live】Join Steam SHMUP FEST! 23% off! Welcome to this endless Pixel Battle!
AlphaHydra1. Fix the problem of misaligned text on the settlement page.
Patch notes1.Fixed incorrect text. 2.Fixed the problem with the logic of pressing the back button in character comics. 3.Synergy page can be returned by pressing the back button 4.Fixed the problem of stats display in character upgrade panel…
Patch notesv1.2.0： 1.New Endless Mode (more than thirty kinds of events and no cap on character values). 2.New skins and comics of Snappy Bobcat and Foxy Lady. 3.New achievements for unlocking skins of Snappy Bobcat and Foxy Lady. 4.Added disabled…
AlphaHydraHi Dear players! Here we are at Estern Game Fest! We are also cooking new content too! Please stay Tuned!
AlphaHydrav1.1.2 ： 1.Fixed the problem that the arrows of the arrow tower do not disappear. 2.Fixed the problem of the blood bar display of the summoned arrow tower of Miss Shirker's Divinity. 3.Fixed the problem of mismatch between achievement Enter…
Patch notesUpdated Now! 15% off discount comming soon! v1.1.0 Something New! English localization is not finished yet, and will update the text within a week. 1.New Difficulty. 2.New characters: Snappy Bobcat, Foxy.…
AlphaHydra【V1.05】 1.Fix the incorrect damage of fireball of Flame Monkey. 2.Fix the stuck problem caused by Jade Court series skills 3.Added the bonding hint when the skills related to Synergy that have been put together. 4.Fix the problem of volume…
Patch notes1.Fixed the problem that bottled Gas and its high level skills do not disappear when the active skills are released after Great Beauty has passed Divinity; the active skills can not trigger the bottled Gas now. 2.Fixed the problem of not…
Patch notes🎉100,000 COPIES SOLD🎉 Thanks from the Gamedev team of Noobs Want to Live: "As a 5-person #indiegame team, we didn't expect our game to be so popular when we started making it. It is your compliments and suggestions that has supported us…
AlphaHydra1.Continuous optimization of collision experience. 2. The SFX of the monster being attacked(Turning into white) has been reduced. 3.Fix the problem of wrong upper limit of silver drop rate and crit rate. 4.Fix the problem of…
Patch notes1.Fix the problem that the cooldown is not reduced by 7 seconds of Yin forceual Possession 2.Modify the initial attribute of Nameless Hero to 2 Dexterity and 1 Yang Force, and change the CD of spell and the summon to 130% and increase his…
Patch notes1. Chakram summoned by Boss Doggo has been deleted. 2. Add the fade in and fade out effect of BGM when switching the scene. 3. The problem that panel CD displays error after learning the talent of reducing the cooldown of active skill has…
Patch notes《Noobs want to live》Launched now! First Month update plan below. Release the Multi-Character Boss with Divinity skins Release Difficulty V and the ranking Feature Add several hiden achievements Release the Mac version. 注：Controler is…
AlphaHydraNoobs Want to Live, the brand new fast-paced roguelike game is now available!!!! Official Price: $4.99 First-week discount: -15% Playing as a mortal in Peachville, you need to defeat the adorable but dangerous mythical creatures. Fight…
AlphaHydraNoobs Want to Live, the brand new fast-paced roguelike game will officially launch at 20:00 pm PST on Feb 13th, with a discount price of $4.24 (-15%) for the first week of purchase!!!! Playing as a mortal in Peachville, you need to defeat…
AlphaHydraNoobs Want to Live is an action rogue-lite and bullet hell game. These noobs coincidentally gather in the silent but perilous peach blossoms. Making a unique build with a range of characters and a huge number of skills to get new…
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+DSGamesWhat Steam runs, and with what. Straight from the app configuration.
| Description | Executable | Arguments | Platform | |
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| Launch | Noobs Want To Live.exe | windows | ||
| Launch | Noobs Want To Live.app | macos |
The folders Steam Cloud syncs. The root is a token Steam uses for a location on your own machine, not a path this page can know.
| Root | Folder | Files |
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WinAppDataLocalLow | GD Studio/Noobs Want To Live | *.es3 and below |
It runs on public data and somebody's spare time.
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