Steam app 3673060 · updated 10 Sep 2026, 16:59 UTC
A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!
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24 achievements in total.
How to Train Your Cock · June 2026 to September 2026
Every hourly sample, 720 of them, with the daily peak drawn over the top. The saw-tooth is one day: a peak in the evening, a trough before dawn. 1 sample(s) came back as zero between two live hours and were dropped, so the faint line is broken where they were.
The highest number of people in the game at once, each month. Four, because four is as far back as the source keeps anything finer than one figure a month.
18 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back.
31 days, each one the highest figure that day. The source keeps no hourly detail this far back.
31 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 476 hourly samples from 12 Aug, which is as far back as the source keeps every hour.
11 days as the curve, each the highest figure that day. Behind it, 245 hourly samples. Each dip is a night. 1 zero sample(s) dropped.
How to Train Your Cock · 5 developer announcements in this snapshot
Hello cock trainers! I have some great news! We are now over 50,000 cock trainers ! 🎉 Today, we're participating in the Steam Daily Deal with our biggest discount yet, and on top of that, I'm releasing the biggest update yet: the…
Developer announcementHello c*ck trainers, the 1.2.2 update is here! New cosmetics, leaderboard cheating prevention, free gifts screen and new game demo release. New Content New R Pet 2 New Hats: Stylish Hair and Brazilian Hat 2 New Decorations: World Cup Trophy…
Developer announcementHey, after every major update people come to me asking for more achievements. I know that this is a controversial topic, since there are people who would like to get new achievements frequently, while others like to 100% a game and never go…
Developer announcementHello, c*ck trainers! Today, I bring you new cosmetics, a new SSR pet, news about my next game and a quick talk about achievements. New Content 1 New SSR Pet: Eggiky 1 New Island: Sausage Island 1 New Hat: Butcher Hat 1 New Decoration…
Developer announcementHello c*ck trainers! Today I bring you the Petting The Little One Update , our second major free update! Your cock can now lay eggs and hatch them, giving you pets that will boost your gains and look cool next to your little island! New…
Developer announcementFrom the saved feed snapshot. Announcement dates are not game-build timestamps.
